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[ragesagainsttheodds]

mostly my dad
he's being a prick
as usual

[wicka]

Sounds good to me
What did he do

[ragesagainsttheodds]

usual shit
adding more and more conditions on my pin money
he's pissed because he cant control me down here

[wicka]

That all he's pissed about?
That stupid gossip bullshit didn't get out there did it

[ragesagainsttheodds]

he reckons i shouldn't be wasting my time socialising or fraternising with my competition when i could be practising
some tabloids ran a story about a night out i had a few weeks ago and he's been doing his but ever since

[wicka]

Lol what is he scared ur gonna go soft
Does he even know u
Whatever
U and chico are gonna kick ass and then party about it again

[ragesagainsttheodds]

and in the meantime
i need a visual fuck you to send to him
so i figure bleaching my hair should do it

[wicka]

U bet
Sure u just wanna bleach? I can get other colors

[deadnerve]

Mmhmmmmmm.

[Said with a roll of his eyes - parents' opinions are always important, right? He sticks out his elbow for her.]

The last thing we need is a dad on either side messing up a good thing. Mine would probably hit on you, though. So we'll skip that introduction, too.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

okay no
no strawberry for me thanks
ill leave that to you

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Okay gentleman behaviour. Ren takes his elbow, letting the door swing closed behind her.

Normally, she'd make a joke asking if his dad is hot, but given the current situation with his sister? Best not to. ]

Deal. I'm just glad he isn't here to give you the third degree. I used to have to sneak out my window to go out when I was back at home. He could be a fucking nightmare.

[wicka]

As if I'd let u take my color
Suit urself
I can still get them if u change ur mind
When do u wanna come over then

[ragesagainsttheodds]

on my way
bringing snacks

[deadnerve]

Oh, but that sounds kind of fun, actually. Maybe we should pretend sometime... I'll crawl up through your window or you can sneak down to me? It's like sexy roleplay. And we're already doin' the sexy part real well.

[His face is very much the embodiment of :D]

[wicka]

Nice
See u

[ And there he'll be, everything ready to take care of Ren's hair first, lest she change her mind while Dom's still doing his. ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh. He's so into it. She laughs. ]

I mean, yeah, sure. That kind of roleplay - fine. Anything the requires me to learn a script, we're pretty screwed.

[ Actually, the more she thinks about it, the more she could be into it herself. It feels kind of silly but Kieran doesn't strike her as the kind of guy who takes himself super seriously. ]

How many windows have you climbed through?

[deadnerve]

Far too many. Dad like mine, a boarding school like the one I went to? A body this perfectly sized to squeeze out of anything?

[He gives a little shrug.]

Or into it...

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ In typical Ren fashion, she just lets herself into his room, box of alcopops under her arm and a bag hanging off her arm full of snacks. ]

They've got like, a whole arse tuckshop here. This place is crazy.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Oh, okay, I want to hear about boarding school. I've heard way too much about them.

[ Mostly weird horny stuff. ]

You know the stuff I want to hear. [ She bumps him with her hip playfully. ]

[deadnerve]

About all the railing in bathrooms and vaping behind the gym?

[He snorts.]

Only one of those things really happened all that often. And it was always bubblegum flavored.