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[ragesagainsttheodds]

Aw, c'mon. Dads scare you that badly? He's not even a peer of the realm anymore.

[ Besides, what's there to be scared of? Her father hasn't left the family estate in years now. He'll hear about this, she has no doubt, but she's under no demand to answer him. Not given the current state of their relationship. ]

[deadnerve]

Mmhmmmmmm.

[Said with a roll of his eyes - parents' opinions are always important, right? He sticks out his elbow for her.]

The last thing we need is a dad on either side messing up a good thing. Mine would probably hit on you, though. So we'll skip that introduction, too.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Okay gentleman behaviour. Ren takes his elbow, letting the door swing closed behind her.

Normally, she'd make a joke asking if his dad is hot, but given the current situation with his sister? Best not to. ]

Deal. I'm just glad he isn't here to give you the third degree. I used to have to sneak out my window to go out when I was back at home. He could be a fucking nightmare.

[deadnerve]

Oh, but that sounds kind of fun, actually. Maybe we should pretend sometime... I'll crawl up through your window or you can sneak down to me? It's like sexy roleplay. And we're already doin' the sexy part real well.

[His face is very much the embodiment of :D]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh. He's so into it. She laughs. ]

I mean, yeah, sure. That kind of roleplay - fine. Anything the requires me to learn a script, we're pretty screwed.

[ Actually, the more she thinks about it, the more she could be into it herself. It feels kind of silly but Kieran doesn't strike her as the kind of guy who takes himself super seriously. ]

How many windows have you climbed through?

[deadnerve]

Far too many. Dad like mine, a boarding school like the one I went to? A body this perfectly sized to squeeze out of anything?

[He gives a little shrug.]

Or into it...

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Oh, okay, I want to hear about boarding school. I've heard way too much about them.

[ Mostly weird horny stuff. ]

You know the stuff I want to hear. [ She bumps him with her hip playfully. ]

[deadnerve]

About all the railing in bathrooms and vaping behind the gym?

[He snorts.]

Only one of those things really happened all that often. And it was always bubblegum flavored.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Wow, real different to private schools.

[ From what she's heard. Some of us are homeschooled freaks.]

Or maybe it's just the British upper classes who feel the need to fuck each other and make it weird.