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[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh. He's so into it. She laughs. ]

I mean, yeah, sure. That kind of roleplay - fine. Anything the requires me to learn a script, we're pretty screwed.

[ Actually, the more she thinks about it, the more she could be into it herself. It feels kind of silly but Kieran doesn't strike her as the kind of guy who takes himself super seriously. ]

How many windows have you climbed through?

[deadnerve]

Far too many. Dad like mine, a boarding school like the one I went to? A body this perfectly sized to squeeze out of anything?

[He gives a little shrug.]

Or into it...

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Oh, okay, I want to hear about boarding school. I've heard way too much about them.

[ Mostly weird horny stuff. ]

You know the stuff I want to hear. [ She bumps him with her hip playfully. ]

[deadnerve]

About all the railing in bathrooms and vaping behind the gym?

[He snorts.]

Only one of those things really happened all that often. And it was always bubblegum flavored.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Wow, real different to private schools.

[ From what she's heard. Some of us are homeschooled freaks.]

Or maybe it's just the British upper classes who feel the need to fuck each other and make it weird.

[deadnerve]

Yeah? Shit, wish I was in one of them.

[He snorts.]

I gotta admit though, I wasn't uncool but. When you can't feel pain, you're kinda a lowkey freak which might've been skewing my numbers.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I don't think you're a freak.

[ Is that a bit too earnest for a first date? Ren doesn't date. She's running off pure instinct here. ]

I mean...maybe in that way? But not, like, generally?

[deadnerve]

So like, freak. But affectionately?

[Devon grins. He likes that.]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Affectionate freak, for sure.

[ And she bumps him with her hip to reassure him that it's definitely affectionate. ]