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[deadnerve]

Far too many. Dad like mine, a boarding school like the one I went to? A body this perfectly sized to squeeze out of anything?

[He gives a little shrug.]

Or into it...

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Oh, okay, I want to hear about boarding school. I've heard way too much about them.

[ Mostly weird horny stuff. ]

You know the stuff I want to hear. [ She bumps him with her hip playfully. ]

[deadnerve]

About all the railing in bathrooms and vaping behind the gym?

[He snorts.]

Only one of those things really happened all that often. And it was always bubblegum flavored.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Wow, real different to private schools.

[ From what she's heard. Some of us are homeschooled freaks.]

Or maybe it's just the British upper classes who feel the need to fuck each other and make it weird.

[deadnerve]

Yeah? Shit, wish I was in one of them.

[He snorts.]

I gotta admit though, I wasn't uncool but. When you can't feel pain, you're kinda a lowkey freak which might've been skewing my numbers.