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cw homophobia + slur, drugs

[wicka]

I'll bleach ur hair
U can blame me if u want IDC
And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that

Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do
Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it
IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever
He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess

[ragesagainsttheodds]

wow
OK fuck that guy

when I make fun of you its fine because I dont really mean it
What a fucking asshole
You should have broke his nose

[wicka]

U get dibs on breaking his nose if I see his ass again
He's lucky my moms had the money to give him new teeth
I just get shipped to Europe

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Done.

[ And she categorically means that. Nobody fucks with her family while she's around to deal with it. ]

to England. Dom.
youre coming to England.

[wicka]

Uh
Yea

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That's in Europe right

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no!!!

its in the UK dummy!!!

help

[wicka]

[ surprisedpikachu.jpg ]

Wait where the fuck is the UK then?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

great Britain. Duh.

[wicka]

What so it's like Australia or something?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

dude
how are you so bad at geography?

[wicka]

I'm not bad at geography I just didn't go to class

[ wat ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

its a real good thing your a pretty boy
gonna have to find you someone to make you a kept man if you dont behave

[wicka]

[ p-pretty... ]

After what I went thru with Theo? Nah thanks
I'm done with that shit for the next 20 years

[ragesagainsttheodds]

ew
don't be weird
if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos
theres lots of hotties here
gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say

[wicka]

Ew YOU don't be weird
I didn't mean fucking I meant like a relationship

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How hot are we talking

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Super Fucking Hot 🔥
like
I want to pinch myself theyre so hot
Models, actors, youtubers, pretty sure one chick fucked the president

[wicka]

WTF
How much are my moms paying for this shit if it's where all the celebs go?
Which president

[ragesagainsttheodds]

the american one i guess?
idk
whole bunch of security arseholes about
not a clue
maybe they're selling your organs or something?

[wicka]

The American president goes there??

[ and he fucks random chicks, the fuck

actually no that part isn't surprising at all ]

I think I would've noticed that by now
My organs are all probably shitty anyway

[ragesagainsttheodds]

not for rehab
at least i dont think for rehab
some diplomatic bullshit
idk you know i hate politics shit

yeah i suppose drugs will fuck up your sellable meat

[wicka]

Riiight
That place is already fucking weird
Don't tell my moms OK

So ur saying it was actually smart of me

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I already told you Im not gonna snitch on you.
look
you don't tell my lot i wont tell your lot

babe
id never call ur ass smart

[wicka]

Deal

Lol
DW I'm never gonna accuse u of being smart either
Or ur ass
Doesn't smart also mean u look hot in ur brand of English

[ragesagainsttheodds]

only god can judge my ass
yep
lookin smart, geet smart etc etc etc

[wicka]

That's kinda dumb
U can't be smart and hot too