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[wicka]

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Wait where the fuck is the UK then?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

great Britain. Duh.

[wicka]

What so it's like Australia or something?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

dude
how are you so bad at geography?

[wicka]

I'm not bad at geography I just didn't go to class

[ wat ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

its a real good thing your a pretty boy
gonna have to find you someone to make you a kept man if you dont behave

[wicka]

[ p-pretty... ]

After what I went thru with Theo? Nah thanks
I'm done with that shit for the next 20 years

[ragesagainsttheodds]

ew
don't be weird
if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos
theres lots of hotties here
gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say

[wicka]

Ew YOU don't be weird
I didn't mean fucking I meant like a relationship

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How hot are we talking

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Super Fucking Hot 🔥
like
I want to pinch myself theyre so hot
Models, actors, youtubers, pretty sure one chick fucked the president

[wicka]

WTF
How much are my moms paying for this shit if it's where all the celebs go?
Which president

[ragesagainsttheodds]

the american one i guess?
idk
whole bunch of security arseholes about
not a clue
maybe they're selling your organs or something?

[wicka]

The American president goes there??

[ and he fucks random chicks, the fuck

actually no that part isn't surprising at all ]

I think I would've noticed that by now
My organs are all probably shitty anyway

[ragesagainsttheodds]

not for rehab
at least i dont think for rehab
some diplomatic bullshit
idk you know i hate politics shit

yeah i suppose drugs will fuck up your sellable meat

[wicka]

Riiight
That place is already fucking weird
Don't tell my moms OK

So ur saying it was actually smart of me

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I already told you Im not gonna snitch on you.
look
you don't tell my lot i wont tell your lot

babe
id never call ur ass smart

[wicka]

Deal

Lol
DW I'm never gonna accuse u of being smart either
Or ur ass
Doesn't smart also mean u look hot in ur brand of English

[ragesagainsttheodds]

only god can judge my ass
yep
lookin smart, geet smart etc etc etc

[wicka]

That's kinda dumb
U can't be smart and hot too

[ragesagainsttheodds]

the real family curse
fat of ass not fat of brain

[wicka]

[ Okay, he laughed. ]

Fat of brain Lol
Ur so weird
OK I gotta go
See u tomorrow yea?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

yeah yeah
be good on the flight ✈️