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[ragesagainsttheodds]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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hi au cousin

[wicka]

Mom told me ur at Saltburnt too
Did she tell u I arrive tomorrow

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Yeah.
Been doing the southern circuit for a little while. I asked the staff to put you in the same wing as me.
You can finally meet Chico the horse. He's here too.
Been a while. Looking forward to seeing you.

[wicka]

Yea sure

[ As long as it's not a dog— ]

U too
Is that place gonna bore me to tears
The pics make it look huge but like
Fucking old too

[ragesagainsttheodds]

It is huge and old.

[ In so far as boring;]

I dont think youre going to have time to get bored Dom
Just remember
Discretion yeah?

[wicka]

Dude are they gonna fucking make me work
Yea yea discretion
I'm gonna be a whole new man and make my moms proud or whatever

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh baby boy. ]

Dom.
I don't know how to explain it to you because you're gonna see it when you get here but
like
you're gonna finally learn how the other half live

[wicka]

Uh
OK...
Why are u making that sound ominous

[ragesagainsttheodds]

dont even worry about it.
I'm here to look after you and make sure you dont get into real trouble.
Trust me.
Youre going to love it here.

📨 delivery

[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

[wicka]

[ uhhh ]

If u say so...
So they let u do ur horse stuff there
That's cool

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Look Im gonna be 100 with you here.
Auntie wants me to keep you out of trouble and report back if she needs to haul your ass home.
I am not a snitch.
Youre 18 now. A grown ass man. Ive got your back but im not going to make you hold my hand to cross the road. Do you get it?

[wicka]

Yea I get it

[ thank god ren is ren. also: ]

I'd just bite ur hand

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Ill roundhouse you without a second thought. Try it, strawberry shortcake.
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[wicka]

Wow
U've been waiting to use that one on me
U know mom still calls you carriça

[ragesagainsttheodds]

sorry
you dyed your hair PINK of your own free will and im not supposed to roast you for it?
as opposed to me who had no choice in being named after a bird

cw broken teeth

[wicka]

Sorry ur too much of a pussy to dye urs, birdie
Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW
Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth

[ragesagainsttheodds]

cant. horse stuff has so many dumb rules about the way you look. I got points off for wearing jelly bracelets last month fr.
kinda want to bleach my hair to piss everyone off.
dont make fun of chico. he's my best boy.
Sure why?

cw homophobia + slur, drugs

[wicka]

I'll bleach ur hair
U can blame me if u want IDC
And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that

Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do
Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it
IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever
He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess

[ragesagainsttheodds]

wow
OK fuck that guy

when I make fun of you its fine because I dont really mean it
What a fucking asshole
You should have broke his nose

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[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ And because she's on a self destructive bend at the moment, Ren texts a response. ]

wow
no rsvps? Bold. how are you going to make sure there's enough hookers and finger food for everyone?

[wicka]

U get dibs on breaking his nose if I see his ass again
He's lucky my moms had the money to give him new teeth
I just get shipped to Europe

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Done.

[ And she categorically means that. Nobody fucks with her family while she's around to deal with it. ]

to England. Dom.
youre coming to England.

[wicka]

Uh
Yea

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That's in Europe right

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no!!!

its in the UK dummy!!!

help

[wicka]

[ surprisedpikachu.jpg ]

Wait where the fuck is the UK then?