Look Im gonna be 100 with you here. Auntie wants me to keep you out of trouble and report back if she needs to haul your ass home. I am not a snitch. Youre 18 now. A grown ass man. Ive got your back but im not going to make you hold my hand to cross the road. Do you get it?
sorry you dyed your hair PINK of your own free will and im not supposed to roast you for it? as opposed to me who had no choice in being named after a bird
Sorry ur too much of a pussy to dye urs, birdie Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth
cant. horse stuff has so many dumb rules about the way you look. I got points off for wearing jelly bracelets last month fr. kinda want to bleach my hair to piss everyone off. dont make fun of chico. he's my best boy. Sure why?
I'll bleach ur hair U can blame me if u want IDC And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that
Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess
ew don't be weird if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos theres lots of hotties here gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say
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Date: 2025-06-02 02:14 pm (UTC)I'm here to look after you and make sure you dont get into real trouble.
Trust me.
Youre going to love it here.
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:46 am (UTC)If u say so...
So they let u do ur horse stuff there
That's cool
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Date: 2025-06-03 07:37 am (UTC)Auntie wants me to keep you out of trouble and report back if she needs to haul your ass home.
I am not a snitch.
Youre 18 now. A grown ass man. Ive got your back but im not going to make you hold my hand to cross the road. Do you get it?
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Date: 2025-06-03 02:53 pm (UTC)[ thank god ren is ren. also: ]
I'd just bite ur hand
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Date: 2025-06-03 02:55 pm (UTC)💓
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:02 pm (UTC)U've been waiting to use that one on me
U know mom still calls you carriça
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:05 pm (UTC)you dyed your hair PINK of your own free will and im not supposed to roast you for it?
as opposed to me who had no choice in being named after a bird
cw broken teeth
Date: 2025-06-03 03:13 pm (UTC)Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW
Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:20 pm (UTC)kinda want to bleach my hair to piss everyone off.
dont make fun of chico. he's my best boy.
Sure why?
cw homophobia + slur, drugs
Date: 2025-06-03 03:52 pm (UTC)U can blame me if u want IDC
And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that
Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do
Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it
IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever
He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess
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Date: 2025-06-03 05:03 pm (UTC)OK fuck that guy
when I make fun of you its fine because I dont really mean it
What a fucking asshole
You should have broke his nose
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Date: 2025-06-04 12:03 am (UTC)He's lucky my moms had the money to give him new teeth
I just get shipped to Europe
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Date: 2025-06-04 10:43 am (UTC)[ And she categorically means that. Nobody fucks with her family while she's around to deal with it. ]
to England. Dom.
youre coming to England.
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Date: 2025-06-05 02:11 am (UTC)Yea
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That's in Europe right
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Date: 2025-06-05 04:01 am (UTC)its in the UK dummy!!!
help
Date: 2025-06-05 06:05 am (UTC)Wait where the fuck is the UK then?
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Date: 2025-06-05 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-06-05 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-06-05 04:17 pm (UTC)how are you so bad at geography?
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Date: 2025-06-05 06:43 pm (UTC)[ wat ]
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Date: 2025-06-05 06:47 pm (UTC)gonna have to find you someone to make you a kept man if you dont behave
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Date: 2025-06-05 06:56 pm (UTC)After what I went thru with Theo? Nah thanks
I'm done with that shit for the next 20 years
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Date: 2025-06-05 07:02 pm (UTC)don't be weird
if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos
theres lots of hotties here
gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say
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Date: 2025-06-05 07:18 pm (UTC)I didn't mean fucking I meant like a relationship
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How hot are we talking
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Date: 2025-06-05 07:21 pm (UTC)like
I want to pinch myself theyre so hot
Models, actors, youtubers, pretty sure one chick fucked the president
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