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[ragesagainsttheodds]

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[wicka]

Wow
U've been waiting to use that one on me
U know mom still calls you carriça

[ragesagainsttheodds]

sorry
you dyed your hair PINK of your own free will and im not supposed to roast you for it?
as opposed to me who had no choice in being named after a bird

cw broken teeth

[wicka]

Sorry ur too much of a pussy to dye urs, birdie
Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW
Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth

[ragesagainsttheodds]

cant. horse stuff has so many dumb rules about the way you look. I got points off for wearing jelly bracelets last month fr.
kinda want to bleach my hair to piss everyone off.
dont make fun of chico. he's my best boy.
Sure why?

cw homophobia + slur, drugs

[wicka]

I'll bleach ur hair
U can blame me if u want IDC
And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that

Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do
Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it
IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever
He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess

[ragesagainsttheodds]

wow
OK fuck that guy

when I make fun of you its fine because I dont really mean it
What a fucking asshole
You should have broke his nose

[wicka]

U get dibs on breaking his nose if I see his ass again
He's lucky my moms had the money to give him new teeth
I just get shipped to Europe

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Done.

[ And she categorically means that. Nobody fucks with her family while she's around to deal with it. ]

to England. Dom.
youre coming to England.

[wicka]

Uh
Yea

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That's in Europe right

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no!!!

its in the UK dummy!!!

help

[wicka]

[ surprisedpikachu.jpg ]

Wait where the fuck is the UK then?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

great Britain. Duh.

[wicka]

What so it's like Australia or something?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

dude
how are you so bad at geography?

[wicka]

I'm not bad at geography I just didn't go to class

[ wat ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

its a real good thing your a pretty boy
gonna have to find you someone to make you a kept man if you dont behave

[wicka]

[ p-pretty... ]

After what I went thru with Theo? Nah thanks
I'm done with that shit for the next 20 years

[ragesagainsttheodds]

ew
don't be weird
if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos
theres lots of hotties here
gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say

[wicka]

Ew YOU don't be weird
I didn't mean fucking I meant like a relationship

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How hot are we talking

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Super Fucking Hot 🔥
like
I want to pinch myself theyre so hot
Models, actors, youtubers, pretty sure one chick fucked the president

[wicka]

WTF
How much are my moms paying for this shit if it's where all the celebs go?
Which president

[ragesagainsttheodds]

the american one i guess?
idk
whole bunch of security arseholes about
not a clue
maybe they're selling your organs or something?

[wicka]

The American president goes there??

[ and he fucks random chicks, the fuck

actually no that part isn't surprising at all ]

I think I would've noticed that by now
My organs are all probably shitty anyway

[ragesagainsttheodds]

not for rehab
at least i dont think for rehab
some diplomatic bullshit
idk you know i hate politics shit

yeah i suppose drugs will fuck up your sellable meat

[wicka]

Riiight
That place is already fucking weird
Don't tell my moms OK

So ur saying it was actually smart of me