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Ren Rages-Against-The-Odds ([personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds) wrote2031-05-10 06:24 pm

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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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ALPHABITCH


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wicka: n (296)

hi au cousin

[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Mom told me ur at Saltburnt too
Did she tell u I arrive tomorrow
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-01 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea sure

[ As long as it's not a dog— ]

U too
Is that place gonna bore me to tears
The pics make it look huge but like
Fucking old too
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-02 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Dude are they gonna fucking make me work
Yea yea discretion
I'm gonna be a whole new man and make my moms proud or whatever
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-02 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh
OK...
Why are u making that sound ominous
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ uhhh ]

If u say so...
So they let u do ur horse stuff there
That's cool
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-03 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea I get it

[ thank god ren is ren. also: ]

I'd just bite ur hand
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-03 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow
U've been waiting to use that one on me
U know mom still calls you carriça
wicka: s n (278)

cw broken teeth

[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-03 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry ur too much of a pussy to dye urs, birdie
Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW
Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth
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cw homophobia + slur, drugs

[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-03 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll bleach ur hair
U can blame me if u want IDC
And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that

Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do
Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it
IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever
He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
U get dibs on breaking his nose if I see his ass again
He's lucky my moms had the money to give him new teeth
I just get shipped to Europe
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh
Yea


[ ....................... ]

That's in Europe right
wicka: n s (005)

help

[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ surprisedpikachu.jpg ]

Wait where the fuck is the UK then?
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What so it's like Australia or something?
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not bad at geography I just didn't go to class

[ wat ]
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ p-pretty... ]

After what I went thru with Theo? Nah thanks
I'm done with that shit for the next 20 years
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew YOU don't be weird
I didn't mean fucking I meant like a relationship


[ ... ]

How hot are we talking
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF
How much are my moms paying for this shit if it's where all the celebs go?
Which president
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-05 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The American president goes there??

[ and he fucks random chicks, the fuck

actually no that part isn't surprising at all ]


I think I would've noticed that by now
My organs are all probably shitty anyway
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-06 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiight
That place is already fucking weird
Don't tell my moms OK

So ur saying it was actually smart of me
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Deal

Lol
DW I'm never gonna accuse u of being smart either
Or ur ass
Doesn't smart also mean u look hot in ur brand of English
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-08 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's kinda dumb
U can't be smart and hot too
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, he laughed. ]

Fat of brain Lol
Ur so weird
OK I gotta go
See u tomorrow yea?
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📨 delivery

[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

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@kj

[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-08 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
hey babe
wear something sexy on our date pls
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-10 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
aw fuck you got me

now i don't know WHAT to ask for

what about a cocktail dress? you tell me what color and i'll make sure i match
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-10 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
well, i mean. it can be
but for as much of my dad's money that i spent
we gotta look kinda cool??? for at least a few drinks??
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-11 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[now he's second guessing himself bc he should've just gone horny?? to start??]

uh yeah me either
i mean i've seen people
but i'm not
im

gonna ask you what you wanna eat?
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
pizza it is baby
my favorite food is mcd's
i have no stones to cast against anyone


meatlovers??
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-12 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
girl you need a cheat day
i can show you the world
of shining shimmering canola oil

it's pizza w like 6 types of meat on it or something
i think you'd like it. it's arguably the best kind
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-12 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
girl i am gonna take you on a culinary adventure

i will also blow your mind with the world of pizza dips
don't worry, i'll handle that. i've got an idea now
just worry bout getting hot for... 6?
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
a fine choice, madame

[That's all he sends before he'll show up in his attempt to match thematically - he's got a casual vibe that he probably could've refined a little better but nobody's going to be looking at him anyway. He knocks on her door for pick up, all the while chewing his lower lip with the slightest hint of nervous anticipation.]
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, shit. You're hot.

[Said appreciatively, not so much surprised - but his eyes did dart down before making their way back up to her face. After which he seems the slightest bit shier making eye contact - it's not an issue for him to be crude but the second it feels intimate in a serious...er way, he's. Struggling. Until he makes the smoothest recovery:]

Leaving nothing to the imagination. I approve.
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-16 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She keeps him on his toes. He likes that? If he wasn't already smitten, he would be, with a soft (relieved) laugh and a shake of his head - that was cruel, girl. Cruel.]

Do you want me to sweat through this shirt before we even get to dinner?
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Mmhmmmmmm.

[Said with a roll of his eyes - parents' opinions are always important, right? He sticks out his elbow for her.]

The last thing we need is a dad on either side messing up a good thing. Mine would probably hit on you, though. So we'll skip that introduction, too.
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-06-27 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but that sounds kind of fun, actually. Maybe we should pretend sometime... I'll crawl up through your window or you can sneak down to me? It's like sexy roleplay. And we're already doin' the sexy part real well.

[His face is very much the embodiment of :D]
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-07-07 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Far too many. Dad like mine, a boarding school like the one I went to? A body this perfectly sized to squeeze out of anything?

[He gives a little shrug.]

Or into it...
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-07-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
About all the railing in bathrooms and vaping behind the gym?

[He snorts.]

Only one of those things really happened all that often. And it was always bubblegum flavored.
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[personal profile] deadnerve 2025-07-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Shit, wish I was in one of them.

[He snorts.]

I gotta admit though, I wasn't uncool but. When you can't feel pain, you're kinda a lowkey freak which might've been skewing my numbers.
wicka: s (121)

@strawberry

[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-16 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
My roots are a fucking mess
Wanna help me dye them
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-16 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I gotta bleach them first yea
Then the actual dye
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-16 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless something really weird's going on with ur hair
Yes
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-17 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait seriously
Ur gonna do it?
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yea
Who are we pissing off?
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-17 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me
What did he do
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-17 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That all he's pissed about?
That stupid gossip bullshit didn't get out there did it
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-17 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol what is he scared ur gonna go soft
Does he even know u
Whatever
U and chico are gonna kick ass and then party about it again
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-17 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
U bet
Sure u just wanna bleach? I can get other colors
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-06-24 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
As if I'd let u take my color
Suit urself
I can still get them if u change ur mind
When do u wanna come over then
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-07-02 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice
See u


[ And there he'll be, everything ready to take care of Ren's hair first, lest she change her mind while Dom's still doing his. ]
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[personal profile] wicka 2025-07-11 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, shit — nice.

[ He runs on over, relieves her of the weight she's carrying, setting the box down on a table, opening the bag to check the snacks afterwards. Basically beaming at his cousin, because this is the secret to easily pleasing Dom, apparently. ]

Yeah, this place's got fucking everything. No wonder it's full of rich people.

[ He picks a bag of chips, bacon flavored. Opens it with his teeth. ]

We can get started whenever you want. You're good at sitting still for a while, yeah?