Yeah. Been doing the southern circuit for a little while. I asked the staff to put you in the same wing as me. You can finally meet Chico the horse. He's here too. Been a while. Looking forward to seeing you.
Look Im gonna be 100 with you here. Auntie wants me to keep you out of trouble and report back if she needs to haul your ass home. I am not a snitch. Youre 18 now. A grown ass man. Ive got your back but im not going to make you hold my hand to cross the road. Do you get it?
sorry you dyed your hair PINK of your own free will and im not supposed to roast you for it? as opposed to me who had no choice in being named after a bird
Sorry ur too much of a pussy to dye urs, birdie Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth
cant. horse stuff has so many dumb rules about the way you look. I got points off for wearing jelly bracelets last month fr. kinda want to bleach my hair to piss everyone off. dont make fun of chico. he's my best boy. Sure why?
I'll bleach ur hair U can blame me if u want IDC And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that
Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess
ew don't be weird if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos theres lots of hotties here gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say
[ for Ren it's simple. she horsegirled so hard she forgot to date like a normal teenager. who has time for dates when you have competitions and practice and coaching? she's always been a strictly one night stand blowing off some steam kind of girly.
hence the automatic assumption of horny dating. ]
how badly will i be roasted if i say pizza? i never get to eat pizza
ive never actually eaten mcds my family have a lot of strong opinions on food is fuel and all that anything with chemicals or preservatives was like a strict no Coaches are pretty similar too
[That's all he sends before he'll show up in his attempt to match thematically - he's got a casual vibe that he probably could've refined a little better but nobody's going to be looking at him anyway. He knocks on her door for pick up, all the while chewing his lower lip with the slightest hint of nervous anticipation.]
[ Ren would like to pretend she wasn't loitering by the door from 5:50 onwards. But she was. She hadn't been able to get out of her head that he wouldn't actually show up - not because she thought he would flake but there's a whole host of reasons someone might not show. The knock has barely finished reverberating through the door before it's pulled open.
He'd said to dress hot. He'd requested a cocktail dress. Ren had gone for the bombshell look in a skin-tight dress, her dark hair cajoled into loose waves. She beams a smile at him. ]
[Said appreciatively, not so much surprised - but his eyes did dart down before making their way back up to her face. After which he seems the slightest bit shier making eye contact - it's not an issue for him to be crude but the second it feels intimate in a serious...er way, he's. Struggling. Until he makes the smoothest recovery:]
You said to dress hot. [ In a tone of; well you asked for it. ] You wash up well yourself.
[ Ren glances over her shoulder and grins back into the room. ] Oh, hang about, my Dad wants to meet you before we go. [ And she'll let him sweat for about three seconds before pulling the door all the way over and revealing there's nobody in the room with a mischievous grin. Got to cut that tension somehow, right? ]
[She keeps him on his toes. He likes that? If he wasn't already smitten, he would be, with a soft (relieved) laugh and a shake of his head - that was cruel, girl. Cruel.]
Do you want me to sweat through this shirt before we even get to dinner?
Aw, c'mon. Dads scare you that badly? He's not even a peer of the realm anymore.
[ Besides, what's there to be scared of? Her father hasn't left the family estate in years now. He'll hear about this, she has no doubt, but she's under no demand to answer him. Not given the current state of their relationship. ]
[ Okay gentleman behaviour. Ren takes his elbow, letting the door swing closed behind her.
Normally, she'd make a joke asking if his dad is hot, but given the current situation with his sister? Best not to. ]
Deal. I'm just glad he isn't here to give you the third degree. I used to have to sneak out my window to go out when I was back at home. He could be a fucking nightmare.
Oh, but that sounds kind of fun, actually. Maybe we should pretend sometime... I'll crawl up through your window or you can sneak down to me? It's like sexy roleplay. And we're already doin' the sexy part real well.
I mean, yeah, sure. That kind of roleplay - fine. Anything the requires me to learn a script, we're pretty screwed.
[ Actually, the more she thinks about it, the more she could be into it herself. It feels kind of silly but Kieran doesn't strike her as the kind of guy who takes himself super seriously. ]
he reckons i shouldn't be wasting my time socialising or fraternising with my competition when i could be practising some tabloids ran a story about a night out i had a few weeks ago and he's been doing his but ever since
[ He runs on over, relieves her of the weight she's carrying, setting the box down on a table, opening the bag to check the snacks afterwards. Basically beaming at his cousin, because this is the secret to easily pleasing Dom, apparently. ]
Yeah, this place's got fucking everything. No wonder it's full of rich people.
[ He picks a bag of chips, bacon flavored. Opens it with his teeth. ]
We can get started whenever you want. You're good at sitting still for a while, yeah?
hi au cousin
Did she tell u I arrive tomorrow
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Been doing the southern circuit for a little while. I asked the staff to put you in the same wing as me.
You can finally meet Chico the horse. He's here too.
Been a while. Looking forward to seeing you.
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[ As long as it's not a dog— ]
U too
Is that place gonna bore me to tears
The pics make it look huge but like
Fucking old too
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[ In so far as boring;]
I dont think youre going to have time to get bored Dom
Just remember
Discretion yeah?
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Yea yea discretion
I'm gonna be a whole new man and make my moms proud or whatever
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Dom.
I don't know how to explain it to you because you're gonna see it when you get here but
like
you're gonna finally learn how the other half live
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OK...
Why are u making that sound ominous
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I'm here to look after you and make sure you dont get into real trouble.
Trust me.
Youre going to love it here.
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If u say so...
So they let u do ur horse stuff there
That's cool
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Auntie wants me to keep you out of trouble and report back if she needs to haul your ass home.
I am not a snitch.
Youre 18 now. A grown ass man. Ive got your back but im not going to make you hold my hand to cross the road. Do you get it?
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[ thank god ren is ren. also: ]
I'd just bite ur hand
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💓
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U've been waiting to use that one on me
U know mom still calls you carriça
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you dyed your hair PINK of your own free will and im not supposed to roast you for it?
as opposed to me who had no choice in being named after a bird
cw broken teeth
Chico & carriça sounds like it'd be some stupid portuguese restaurant in Macao BTW
Hey wanna know why I smashed that guy's teeth
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kinda want to bleach my hair to piss everyone off.
dont make fun of chico. he's my best boy.
Sure why?
cw homophobia + slur, drugs
U can blame me if u want IDC
And I'd never make fun of chico just whoever named him that
Yea so I've just been telling everyone I don't remember why but I do
Motherfucker called me a faggot because of my hair and I lost it
IDK if I would've done all that if I wasn't high as fuck but whatever
He should've gone with strawberry shortcake instead I guess
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OK fuck that guy
when I make fun of you its fine because I dont really mean it
What a fucking asshole
You should have broke his nose
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He's lucky my moms had the money to give him new teeth
I just get shipped to Europe
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[ And she categorically means that. Nobody fucks with her family while she's around to deal with it. ]
to England. Dom.
youre coming to England.
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Yea
[ ....................... ]
That's in Europe right
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its in the UK dummy!!!
help
Wait where the fuck is the UK then?
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how are you so bad at geography?
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[ wat ]
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gonna have to find you someone to make you a kept man if you dont behave
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After what I went thru with Theo? Nah thanks
I'm done with that shit for the next 20 years
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don't be weird
if you dont nut youll become one of those reddit weirdos
theres lots of hotties here
gotta get under someone to get over someone I always say
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I didn't mean fucking I meant like a relationship
[ ... ]
How hot are we talking
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like
I want to pinch myself theyre so hot
Models, actors, youtubers, pretty sure one chick fucked the president
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How much are my moms paying for this shit if it's where all the celebs go?
Which president
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idk
whole bunch of security arseholes about
not a clue
maybe they're selling your organs or something?
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[ and he fucks random chicks, the fuck
actually no that part isn't surprising at all ]
I think I would've noticed that by now
My organs are all probably shitty anyway
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at least i dont think for rehab
some diplomatic bullshit
idk you know i hate politics shit
yeah i suppose drugs will fuck up your sellable meat
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That place is already fucking weird
Don't tell my moms OK
So ur saying it was actually smart of me
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look
you don't tell my lot i wont tell your lot
babe
id never call ur ass smart
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Lol
DW I'm never gonna accuse u of being smart either
Or ur ass
Doesn't smart also mean u look hot in ur brand of English
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yep
lookin smart, geet smart etc etc etc
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U can't be smart and hot too
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fat of ass not fat of brain
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Fat of brain Lol
Ur so weird
OK I gotta go
See u tomorrow yea?
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be good on the flight ✈️
📨 delivery
text
wow
no rsvps? Bold. how are you going to make sure there's enough hookers and finger food for everyone?
@kj
wear something sexy on our date pls
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i dont care how much you paid - im not wearing a fursuit for anyone
you get one chance to tell me what you want me to wear
without being a little freak
[ And because that maybe sounds a bit mean she adds ]
🥰
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now i don't know WHAT to ask for
what about a cocktail dress? you tell me what color and i'll make sure i match
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youre talking about like a Date Date
like a proper one?
[ maybe this was her bad for jumping to the booty call assumption. ]
i guess i kinda thought this was a sex thing???
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but for as much of my dad's money that i spent
we gotta look kinda cool??? for at least a few drinks??
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its fine
Horny statement retracted
i can try 2 be wholesome
[ it just doesnt come naturally to her. ]
yeah OK guess I can do that
Full disclosure. I dont really date so this is new ig?
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uh yeah me either
i mean i've seen people
but i'm not
im
gonna ask you what you wanna eat?
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hence the automatic assumption of horny dating. ]
how badly will i be roasted if i say pizza?
i never get to eat pizza
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my favorite food is mcd's
i have no stones to cast against anyone
meatlovers??
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my family have a lot of strong opinions on food is fuel and all that
anything with chemicals or preservatives was like a strict no
Coaches are pretty similar too
What's that?
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i can show you the world
of shining shimmering canola oil
it's pizza w like 6 types of meat on it or something
i think you'd like it. it's arguably the best kind
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[ Help. She's been on a performance diet since she was like 13 for muscle retention and athleticism. ]
that actually sounds amazing
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i will also blow your mind with the world of pizza dips
don't worry, i'll handle that. i've got an idea now
just worry bout getting hot for... 6?
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i will have my mouth and body ready for 6
[ look she cant drop being horny altogether - it's her emotional crutch
an hour or two she just texts him one word ]
red
[ Finally an answer as to what she'll be wearing. ]
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[That's all he sends before he'll show up in his attempt to match thematically - he's got a casual vibe that he probably could've refined a little better but nobody's going to be looking at him anyway. He knocks on her door for pick up, all the while chewing his lower lip with the slightest hint of nervous anticipation.]
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He'd said to dress hot. He'd requested a cocktail dress. Ren had gone for the bombshell look in a skin-tight dress, her dark hair cajoled into loose waves. She beams a smile at him. ]
Look who it is.
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[Said appreciatively, not so much surprised - but his eyes did dart down before making their way back up to her face. After which he seems the slightest bit shier making eye contact - it's not an issue for him to be crude but the second it feels intimate in a serious...er way, he's. Struggling. Until he makes the smoothest recovery:]
Leaving nothing to the imagination. I approve.
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[ Ren glances over her shoulder and grins back into the room. ] Oh, hang about, my Dad wants to meet you before we go. [ And she'll let him sweat for about three seconds before pulling the door all the way over and revealing there's nobody in the room with a mischievous grin. Got to cut that tension somehow, right? ]
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Do you want me to sweat through this shirt before we even get to dinner?
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[ Besides, what's there to be scared of? Her father hasn't left the family estate in years now. He'll hear about this, she has no doubt, but she's under no demand to answer him. Not given the current state of their relationship. ]
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[Said with a roll of his eyes - parents' opinions are always important, right? He sticks out his elbow for her.]
The last thing we need is a dad on either side messing up a good thing. Mine would probably hit on you, though. So we'll skip that introduction, too.
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Normally, she'd make a joke asking if his dad is hot, but given the current situation with his sister? Best not to. ]
Deal. I'm just glad he isn't here to give you the third degree. I used to have to sneak out my window to go out when I was back at home. He could be a fucking nightmare.
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[His face is very much the embodiment of :D]
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I mean, yeah, sure. That kind of roleplay - fine. Anything the requires me to learn a script, we're pretty screwed.
[ Actually, the more she thinks about it, the more she could be into it herself. It feels kind of silly but Kieran doesn't strike her as the kind of guy who takes himself super seriously. ]
How many windows have you climbed through?
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[He gives a little shrug.]
Or into it...
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[ Mostly weird horny stuff. ]
You know the stuff I want to hear. [ She bumps him with her hip playfully. ]
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[He snorts.]
Only one of those things really happened all that often. And it was always bubblegum flavored.
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[ From what she's heard. Some of us are homeschooled freaks.]
Or maybe it's just the British upper classes who feel the need to fuck each other and make it weird.
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[He snorts.]
I gotta admit though, I wasn't uncool but. When you can't feel pain, you're kinda a lowkey freak which might've been skewing my numbers.
@strawberry
Wanna help me dye them
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sure
is that like bleach?
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Then the actual dye
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Yes
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Ur gonna do it?
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Its just hair. It'll grow back if we fuck it up.
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Who are we pissing off?
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he's being a prick
as usual
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What did he do
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adding more and more conditions on my pin money
he's pissed because he cant control me down here
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That stupid gossip bullshit didn't get out there did it
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some tabloids ran a story about a night out i had a few weeks ago and he's been doing his but ever since
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Does he even know u
Whatever
U and chico are gonna kick ass and then party about it again
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i need a visual fuck you to send to him
so i figure bleaching my hair should do it
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Sure u just wanna bleach? I can get other colors
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no strawberry for me thanks
ill leave that to you
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Suit urself
I can still get them if u change ur mind
When do u wanna come over then
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bringing snacks
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See u
[ And there he'll be, everything ready to take care of Ren's hair first, lest she change her mind while Dom's still doing his. ]
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They've got like, a whole arse tuckshop here. This place is crazy.
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[ He runs on over, relieves her of the weight she's carrying, setting the box down on a table, opening the bag to check the snacks afterwards. Basically beaming at his cousin, because this is the secret to easily pleasing Dom, apparently. ]
Yeah, this place's got fucking everything. No wonder it's full of rich people.
[ He picks a bag of chips, bacon flavored. Opens it with his teeth. ]
We can get started whenever you want. You're good at sitting still for a while, yeah?