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[ragesagainsttheodds]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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hi au cousin

[wicka]

Mom told me ur at Saltburnt too
Did she tell u I arrive tomorrow

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Yeah.
Been doing the southern circuit for a little while. I asked the staff to put you in the same wing as me.
You can finally meet Chico the horse. He's here too.
Been a while. Looking forward to seeing you.

[wicka]

Yea sure

[ As long as it's not a dog— ]

U too
Is that place gonna bore me to tears
The pics make it look huge but like
Fucking old too

[ragesagainsttheodds]

It is huge and old.

[ In so far as boring;]

I dont think youre going to have time to get bored Dom
Just remember
Discretion yeah?

[wicka]

Dude are they gonna fucking make me work
Yea yea discretion
I'm gonna be a whole new man and make my moms proud or whatever

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh baby boy. ]

Dom.
I don't know how to explain it to you because you're gonna see it when you get here but
like
you're gonna finally learn how the other half live

[wicka]

Uh
OK...
Why are u making that sound ominous

[ragesagainsttheodds]

dont even worry about it.
I'm here to look after you and make sure you dont get into real trouble.
Trust me.
Youre going to love it here.

📨 delivery

[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

text

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ And because she's on a self destructive bend at the moment, Ren texts a response. ]

wow
no rsvps? Bold. how are you going to make sure there's enough hookers and finger food for everyone?

@kj

[deadnerve]

hey babe
wear something sexy on our date pls

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ She shouldn't be flattered and yet; ]

i dont care how much you paid - im not wearing a fursuit for anyone

you get one chance to tell me what you want me to wear

without being a little freak

[ And because that maybe sounds a bit mean she adds ]

🥰

[deadnerve]

aw fuck you got me

now i don't know WHAT to ask for

what about a cocktail dress? you tell me what color and i'll make sure i match

[ragesagainsttheodds]

oh wait

youre talking about like a Date Date
like a proper one?

[ maybe this was her bad for jumping to the booty call assumption. ]

i guess i kinda thought this was a sex thing???

[deadnerve]

well, i mean. it can be
but for as much of my dad's money that i spent
we gotta look kinda cool??? for at least a few drinks??

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no
its fine
Horny statement retracted
i can try 2 be wholesome

[ it just doesnt come naturally to her. ]

yeah OK guess I can do that
Full disclosure. I dont really date so this is new ig?

[deadnerve]

[now he's second guessing himself bc he should've just gone horny?? to start??]

uh yeah me either
i mean i've seen people
but i'm not
im

gonna ask you what you wanna eat?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ for Ren it's simple. she horsegirled so hard she forgot to date like a normal teenager. who has time for dates when you have competitions and practice and coaching? she's always been a strictly one night stand blowing off some steam kind of girly.

hence the automatic assumption of horny dating. ]

how badly will i be roasted if i say pizza?
i never get to eat pizza

@strawberry

[wicka]

My roots are a fucking mess
Wanna help me dye them

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ a rare independent thought pops into Ren's mind. ]

sure
is that like bleach?

[wicka]

I gotta bleach them first yea
Then the actual dye

[ragesagainsttheodds]

and bleach turns ur hair blonde right?

[wicka]

Unless something really weird's going on with ur hair
Yes

[ragesagainsttheodds]

can we do mine too?

[wicka]

Wait seriously
Ur gonna do it?